Oh my dear goodness! Pricks and hedgehogs are not New Zealand's friend!!

I hope that just because part of us comes back, doesn't mean a part of us doesn't go to a better place.

[heavily backdated to immediately post Easy/Noah fightinz]

MR. CONNELL, YOU ARE A GENTLEMAN!!

I am living like an illegal Mexican.

( PRIVATE TO LESLIE )
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[Added several minutes later.]

( PRIVATE TO NOAH )

[Added several more minutes later.]

Does anyone have super advice on making uncomfortable phone calls??

Well! I had never attended a gymnastics competition before; but that was super! Who could have known it was possible to move one's legs in a way when not in an R-rated film? Certainly not me! I told all the residents of the nursing home about how fantastic you were, Pearl, and they all want to come to the next meet! I shall naturally provide them with the appropriate pom poms and cheering megaphones -- only unfortunately not Mr. Gunther with his tourette syndrome, as I do not think it shall be appropriate for his unfortunate profanities to echo through the gym; however, he may hold the Go Pearl!!! banner!

I think I preferred the floozy photographs to the horridness!!

Pru!

I need certain garments aired, pressed, ironed and spritzed with Britney Spears' new fragrance please! Mother has set me up on a date!

I am too excited to sleep!

!!!

I like this trend! It makes me somewhat upset being so far away from Fanny, my pure-bred steed, however I do like to think I have the next best thing away from home! And whilst I wish I could paste in a photograph of Fanny, it's kept in a frame by my bed-side; but not wishing to be left out, I have decided to stick in a photograph of my replacement Fanny!

But bank robberies, floozies, and naked bosoms aside! Only ten more days until the most romantic day of the year! And so much to still do!

- Order flowers!
- Find the most super Valentine's day outfit!
- Find a date for Mr. Greenfellow at the home!
- Would anyone over the age of fifty enjoy going on a blind date??
- Decorations! Perhaps a mass order of doves from the pet store??

Pearl, can we get ice-cream, even though my Mother says it makes you doomed to matronhood and stretch marks, I think I should like some?

[backdated to shortly after this, writing is somewhat sloppier than usual]

Mr. Connell can you please lend me $40 for the taxi and I can pay you back later please.

HEELS:

- Might cause unwanted tripping should surface of reception hall be deemed unfortunate! And one doesn't want to upstage the bride should a hospital trip be needed!
- Potential for slower movement in the race to be the first to the bouquet!
- Due to height, might put me in the front of the pack when racing to the bouquet!
- Do make calves look especially lean at certain angles!
- But I would need to make sure I was not giantesque and there were a proportion of males taller than me!
- Do perfectly match my planned lavender dress!

FLATS:
- Safety first! No unwanted tripping here!
- Will allow me to leap super high when bouquet catching arises!
- Though I will not have the added benefit of heels should I need to step on toes!
- Solve all potential height worries, as whilst I am slightly taller, I am no giant!
- Do not have benefits with leg aesthetics; though, again, I wouldn't want to out-shine the bride!

Well! I asked the man at the video store for suggestions on movies appealing to the male persuasion, and whilst I think he may have misunderstood at first and I did not realize girls were allowed to go so wild, I told him of the criteria of explosions, violence, and love scenes, and now have a whole slew of movies to choose from for tomorrow! Though if anyone has suggestions, I shall be more than happy to run to the video store again!